An open letter to coffee drinkers…

Coffee morning breath is the worst

Hey coffee drinkers: when you drink coffee in the morning before brushing your teeth, your breath smells like someone poured day-old coffee over week-old roadkill that was pulled out of month-old garbage which was then pooped on by stray dog that had just eaten week-old roadkill pulled out of month-old garbage.

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